That thing!

Wait, what is it? That thing he threw up?

Cool story bro.

Great

Golden moment:
"Todd you're touching your crotch."
"I know, and I'm loving it"
*DING!*

Damn, lol!

Best Minecraft-reference-Horatio-line ever.

Broken

Spacebar for attack doesn't work, so the most you can do is die. Like the concept, but otherwise this is horrible.

Not good.

Poison is overkill, combat is overall confusing.

Almost great

It's like an extreme version of GTA. There's a problem though:

Sometimes when I try to jump a car, it says I jumped it, but i would be on the original car.

Sweet

Jax, you here it in Stampers Quest when you find teh secret level

More win than Charlie Sheen

Winning times an imaginary number. The only picky part about this is how the vines on the cake's pedestal seem to be painted on instead of growing around it. They seem so... flat

Otherwise this is museum worthy. :D